My Name Is Adam, I'm Your Biggest Fan

"You're a part-time lover and a full-time friend

The monkey on your back is the latest trend

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

Here is the church and here is the steeple

We sure are cute for two ugly people

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

We both have shiny happy fits of rage

I want more fans, you want more stage

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

You're always trying to keep it real

And I'm in love with how you feel

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train

I kiss you all starry-eyed, my body's swingin' from side to side

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you
 

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me

So why can't you forgive me?

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

Do do do do do do do

do do do

Do do do do do do do

do do do do

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you.."

('Anyone Else But You (The Moldy Peaches cover)' - Michael Cera & Ellen Page)